June 23, 2025

Big Bombs go Boom is a Distraction, call your senators, (202)224-3121 Stop HR 1!

June 11, 2025

What I really miss about living in these daze...

...is that I don't have to look at the Onion any more to find absurd news.

June 1, 2025

HP News Service Predicts:

(News of the world before it happens, and amazingly, sometimes we’re even right!)

Trump to Nominate Flat Earther to Head NASA

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May 9, 2025

The Alternative Facts Gospel of Luke

* The Gospel of Luke [The Alternative Facts gospel]

May 6, 2025

After the Trump administration offers $1,000 for immigrants to leave the US

Bolognia Trump was seen packing her bags

April 29, 2025

Would Canada be willing to pitch in to help Trump get his 51st impeachment?

April 14, 2025

HP News Service Presents: While dressed as pimps and prostitutes...

Dateline, Fall 2025: While dressed as pimps and prostitutes, several pimps and prostitutes will win their races for the US House and the Senate.

After they’re elected constituents say they are relieved that their representatives worked for their money rather than take the corporate bribes, which were ruled legal by the Supreme Court.

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April 7, 2025

Hallucinogenic Prognostication News Service reports:

The GOP will institute a plan to insure that all primary election battles will be fought with guns

April 6, 2025

Florida National Guard sent to quell a rebellion by the DC Gang at Happy Tots preschool early Monday.

HP News Service reports that the Florida National Guard was sent to quell a rebellion by the DC Gang at Happy Tots preschool early Monday. The uprising began when several of the toddlers refused to eat their American cheese food slices at snack time or even snooze at nap time. They just whined that they weren't tired.

Administration officials claim all involved they were part of the notorious DCG or Diaper Clad Gang as they dressed alike with sagging diapers. When the tykes refused to provide citizenship papers, the authorities slapped tiny little handcuffs and leg irons on 12 members of the gang, who were literally carried away and put on flight to El Salivadore.

Administration spokesperson, Snippy McBitchface said "These individuals had no legal basis to remain in the United States. They did not follow the authorities direct orders. Using her outside voice, she screamed “Authorities demand complete, total, and immediate obedience!” After switching back to her inside voice, she said “We expect to see a consistent flow of deportation flights to El Salivador going forward." 

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March 1, 2025

At what point will the Statue of Liberty...

jump down off her base and start swimming back to France?